deslop

Use AI all you want. Just don't publish slop.

Deslop reads your page the way a stranger, an editor and a designer would. It shows you where decision-making stopped, and hands you the fixes, ready to paste into Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable or v0.

Free Craft score in about a minute. No sign-up.

Add context for a sharper review

A made-up page: what Deslop flags, and the same page after the fixes. It flags a headline that fits any product, the default AI gradient, placeholder logos and emoji feature cards. After the fixes, the Craft score goes from 41 to 88.

From a link to a fixed page

Judged in context: a choice that fits your brand doesn't count against you.

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We open your live page in a real browser, on a desktop and on a phone, and look at it the way a first-time visitor would.

See what's holding it back

A Craft score out of 100, a plain verdict, and every issue we found, ranked by how much it costs you.

Paste the fixes into your agent

Each fix comes with a prompt scoped to that one change, and a rules file so your AI doesn't put it back.

See what's wrong for free. Pay when you want the fixes.

Free review

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  • Your Craft score and a one-line verdict
  • Your most important fix, explained
  • Every issue we found, listed by name

Up to 3 free reviews a day.

Craft over slop.

We don't try to guess whether AI was used. Plenty of great sites are built with it. What we flag is autopilot: the defaults nobody chose, the claims nobody checked, the sentences that would fit any company.

Every pattern is judged in context. A dark, monospaced look is a decision for a developer tool and a default on a bakery's site. If something looks deliberate, we say so, and it doesn't count against you.

Questions

Can't I just ask ChatGPT or Claude to review my site?

You can, and you'll get a plausible list. Deslop opens your live page in a real browser, on desktop and on a phone, and checks what actually renders, not what the code says. Every finding points at something on your page, and the score is built the same way each time, so when you fix things and re-scan, you can see what moved.

Will I be marked down for using AI?

No. We don't try to guess whether AI was used, and plenty of great sites are built with it. We flag autopilot: defaults nobody chose, claims nobody checked, sentences that would fit any company. If something looks like a deliberate choice for your brand, it doesn't count against you.

What do I get for free?

Your Craft score, a one-line verdict, your most important fix explained in full, and the name of every other issue we found. No sign-up, up to three reviews a day.

What's in the Fix Pack, and is it a subscription?

It's a one-time payment of $9 per page, not a subscription. It unlocks the full report: your score for each area, what's wrong and how to fix every issue, a prompt for each fix, one combined prompt, a rules file and copy rewrites. You can re-scan that page for 30 days as you work through it.

Which tools do the fixes work with?

Anything that takes a prompt. The rules file comes with instructions for Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable and v0, plus an AGENTS.md version that most other coding agents read.

Which pages can you review?

Any public page: a home page, a landing page, a pricing page. We can't see pages behind a login. Each review covers one page, so a different page is a new review.

Who can see my report?

Anyone you send the link to. Reports aren't listed anywhere and search engines are told not to index them. The Fix Pack opens for the browser that paid, and your receipt email has a link that opens it on any other device.

How long does it take?

Usually 40 to 90 seconds. You can close the tab while it runs: your report will be waiting at the same link.